Only in Japan...

(well maybe not only in Japan)

Vending machine

• am I a morning person. No doubt the complete reversal of day and night helped, but now I find myself waking up at 8am on Saturdays. Who would have thought?
• are there vending machines in the middle of nowhere. 
• do the neighborhood roads have no names. In order to get somewhere new, you have to already know how to get there or have a smart phone.
• is there one plug per room. And it happens to be on a different wall than the internet outlet making it necessary to buy an extension cord and tape the wire all the way around the room.
• do you apologize for calling someone no matter the reason. Something like I'm so sorry for being rude by calling you. Actually you say something similar even when you were the person called. 
• is the trash so insanely complicated to figure out. Not only is there a different bag for burnable, non-burnable, plastic, plastic bottle, cans, recyclables, and glass, but you need to look at the chart to figure out where everything goes. For example, to throw out a plastic bottle the cap goes into plastic, the label goes into burnable, and the plastic bottle goes with plastic bottles. Once you've got that sorted you have to follow the trash schedule. Now if you're thinking that it's a simple matter of putting the bags out once a week you'd be wrong. It's four times a week, the schedule changes, you need to put it out before 8:30 and it's frowned upon to put it out the night before. If you're thinking 'oh, that's not so bad. You can just take it out to the curb in front of your house'. Well, you'd be wrong. The trash site is a good 10 minute walk from our house. Fortunately, it's only 5 minutes out of the way to take it before work. 

• do I find out about an early dismissal day and say, 'Oh, man. That's going to mess up my lesson plans.'  But just to clarify, it will be an early dismissal for the students only. They go home at 11:30, but I stay until 5:30.
• does the dust collect so fast that a minute after I finish cleaning the surface has a nice new coating. 
• does it take 6 weeks to get internet set up.
• is there such a ridiculous amount of gift giving. You give gifts to everyone at work if you go on a trip, are out sick from work, if a co-worker is out sick from work, as a thank you, as a welcome...the list goes on. It is a seemingly endless cycle. 
• is the typical lunch consist of  several different bite-sized things and rice. For example, a bento, as they're called, could consist of two small pieces of carrots, a small tomato, an egg, a bite-sized piece of meat and a small container of rice.
• are the toilet and the shower in separate rooms. This is a set up that I love. Though it would be nice if the sink was in the toilet room.
• is the bathtub deep, but short. I only fit if my knees are touching my chest. 
• do you take your groceries to a bagging table after you pay. This is a brilliant system that keeps the lines moving. As you shop, you put everything in a basket. At the check-out, the cashier will ring you up, put everything back in the basket, take your money, and give you bags.Then you go to the bagging table and pack everything up. 
• is almost everything at the grocery store sold in one-serving packages. For example, if you buy asparagus it will come in a bundle with maybe 5 stalks. 
• after you graduate from college, do your parents have to go with you to accept a job offer.
• are proposals really uncommon. Most of the time the couple just decides to get married. 
  
• do people typically get married (as in sign the papers) and have their weddings months or even years later. This sometimes happens after the couple has children.
• are iced pickled cucumbers a street snack.
• do you have to go to the dentist at least twice for a standard cleaning.
• do you bike on the left, drive on the left, but swim on the right.
• would this hair bow be considered cool and cute. It's a lot of effort for me to respond positively when my student asks what I think of the hair bows her mother makes her. 
• do you book bus tickets online, but have to go to a convenience store to make the payment at a machine so complicated my Japanese co-worker had difficulty figuring it out.
  
  
  
   
  
  

First Impressions

My Apartment

Besides the rather illogical placement of the one power outlet in each room there isn’t a lot to complain about as far as the apartment goes. The roomie and I have been getting along just fine. She leaves almost every weekend to visit friends of hers in Iberaki so I get plenty of alone time.

Kitchen

Fridge decorated with magnets

The toilet room

The sink and laundry room

The smallest tub ever!

Entrance

My room

My bed

My closet

The School

So far I think I’m really going to like teaching at Felice (that is if I can ignore the Christian undertones which should be pretty easy since that part is in Japanese).  It seems as though I will have a lot autonomy in my classroom which suits me well. There is a ‘curriculum’ to follow (more like a text book) but I am free to order and teach it as I like. Like most schools the administration is a bit disorganized but everyone is willing to help and for the most part have been really pleasant about everything. 

Front door

Playground

Training

The first month was spent doing various training with the obligatory, but time wasting, repetition of information. We began by learning how to use Grapeseed which is our ESL program. On the third day of the exhausting training session I learned that the material for grades 3-5 are almost completely different and thus the majority of the training is inapplicable to my class. Of course.

The week of observations went well and I had a lot of fun getting to know the students. Their English is quite high and they were very interested in learning about me.

That was followed by a week of practice teaching. I practiced in grade 2 with a very laid back and helpful teacher called Mr. Jordan. It was so hard to remember to put the Mr. in front of Jordan, and impossible not to think of my brother every time I said his name. This part of the training was the most beneficial and gave me a chance to interact with the students I will be teaching. 

The Area

My ride to school

I’m living in Isesaki in the prefecture of Gunma. It’s located in the middle of Japan about 3 hours from Tokyo. Isesaki is extremely rural, more so than I thought it would be. There is not a lot to do around here and it has been difficult (but not impossible) to make friends. Gunma is home to many mountain ranges which makes a lovely backdrop, but unfortunately they are only accessible by car. Other than that there are rice fields, grocery stores, restaurants, and a few parks. 

Getting Around

The school has provided me with a much used bike for my transportation purposes. Being that the area is so flat you might at first think that biking around would be easy here. That would be true if it weren’t for the wind. I’m talking an average of 15mph on a good day and 30 mph on a bad day. My legs will be nothing but muscle by the end of my contract.

Everything I need is less than a 15 minute bike ride including the train station. The station connects with all cities in the area and with a few transfers to most of the major cities on Honshu. As with most train systems it is easy to figure out and I have used it a few times without undo complications.

Before moving to Poland three years ago I sold my car and have barely driven since. So I was really happy that school provided a driving lesson before unleashing me on the road. It is a bit disorienting to drive on the opposite side of the road on the opposite side of the car but I make do. I say a little mantra to myself every time I take a turn so that I remember to stay in the left lane and look the correct way. Besides turning on the windshield wipers instead of the turn signal 7 out of 10 times, I seem to be doing just fine. I managed to drive to Cosco and back all by myself last week.

My Social Life

As I mentioned above it hasn’t been easy to meet people here. I take every opportunity that arises to get out there and make some friends. Most of the things I’ve gone to I discovered because of a facebook group I belong to for expats living in the area.

My first week I met a group of ALT’s (English teachers in the public schools) for dinner at a Peruvian restaurant. Yes, I said Peruvian. There is a high percentage of Peruvian (and Brazilian) expats living in the area. Go figure. I was super excited that I could read the menu and order for myself. Thank you high school Spanish. Dinner was yummy and the company was entertaining. But the most exciting bit of info I gained is that there is a soccer tournament coming up in a few months. Yay!

Oh, yes! Polish vodka in Japan

Next on the social calendar was an international party hosted by Gunma University in Maebashi (a neighboring town). I brought a couple of co-workers with me and one accommodating fellow expat, Chris, met us at the train station and showed us the way. At the event, I met a lot of ALT’s and students who are studying abroad. There was food, socializing, and a trivia game. Since then I have been in touch with Chris and an Indonesian grad student named Haru who acted as my translator during trivia.

The following weekend I had my co-worker Katelyn and Haru over to my place where we drank beer, wine, whiskey, and Zubrowka. It was quite a night.

Part of the bar crowd

The next week I had off from work. I wish I could say that I spent it traveling around Japan, but unfortunately weather and money didn’t allow for that. I did met an ALT for dinner that Monday, and attend the going away party for all the teachers of Felice on Tuesday. Other than that I spent a lot of time relaxing, organizing, reading, and watching TV. Friday night I went out with some co-workers to the (as in the only one) bar down the street called Enjoy. It was all you could drink for 2 hours for about $25 with a bit of food. Not a bad deal. I met some cool locals and a pair Aussie’s and had an all-around good time.

Ginko bean I think. Tasted like a lima bean.

This past Saturday there was a failed attempt to go to a fund raiser for Save the Children. Long story, but basically I couldn’t find it. So instead I went to a restaurant with Katelyn, the Aussies, and two locals. We ate, we drank, we chatted. I have a feeling I’ll be hanging out with those cats often. 

The cherry blossoms are out and man are they pretty. My work had a hanami last week, which is kind of like the Japanese word for picnic but I'm pretty sure it always involves the cherry blossoms. Anyway, it was after work at Kazoji Park. We feasted on Cosco pizza and sushi under illuminated cherry blossoms. After dinner we rode a roller coaster and a ferris wheel.

My roomie and I ate at a noodle restaurant to the pleasing sound of other patrons slurping away.The food was yummy and it was the first time I ate Japanese food out. Seems ridiculous, doesn't it? After we ate the owner came over and gave us each a free bamboo toy. I'm not sure how to describe it. It looks like a helicopter blade. You launch it from your hand and it flies.

My Classroom

We were given a week to set up our classrooms and I assumed that would be enough time to get everything done. Oh, how I was mistaken. We had meetings, health checks, and other obligations to do as well. So I wound up working 7-5:30 and 7-6:30 on Thursday and Friday. Even with the help of Katelyn the classroom is still not finished. It’s passable for now, but I have a lot of work yet to do.